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bohemea:

I feel like maybe my smoking theme today was a trigger for some ex-smokers. As a non-smoker and a lover of an ex-smoker let me say that I only think smoking looks sexy in pictures & that smoking is bad for you. Smoking will lead to thinking you look cool which will lead to dancing which will lead to pissing off John Lithgow & no good ever comes of pissing off John Lithgow. So remember kids, don’t smoke. Don’t look cool. Don’t dance. Don’t piss off Lithgow. And for god’s sake, if you live in Chicago, do not move to some lameass poor white trash farm town. All there is to do is smoke & dance.